I was searching my family blog archive for the word “shark” and found this post from 2009 with jokes the boys had created themselves…
From Little Boy Blue (age 4):
Why does the shark swim?
(to catch the fish)
Why the duck cross the road?
(to get the other duckies)
Why the duck cross the road?
(to get the chicken)
Why the man fall off the chair?
(because he died)
What is red?
(nothing, i didn’t read it)
pronounced “nuhsing, i dinin red it”
From Big Bro L (age 6):
Person A (Boy): Say Knock Knock
Person B (Girl): Knock Knock
Person A (Boy): Well, hello cutie pie what’s your name?
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Seriously, cracking up over these!! Hilarious!!! They are old and wiser now…reading lots of good books to gain some knowledge! Smiles!!
Hi- Just wanted to stop by & let you know that I nominated your work for “Blog of the Year 2012!” http://fictionalmachines.com/2013/01/13/blog-of-the-year-2012-four/ Keep up the great work!
Smiling bright today! Thanks!!
You are very welcome! Smiling bright is always a great thing! Have a great one over there!